!LEMON EMPIRE!

General Discussion The T. Adams Malone Spammatorium
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Hereby requisitions this forum

The High Fuhrer Lemon, Major Pwnage Decrees.

That from hereby forward, this, and its underlying topics, shall be from now, and always property and privilege to Clan Lemon Empire.

This forum shall have no posts that do not exemplify the greatness of The Clan or the sexy beastliness of its leader. This forum exists to serve The Clan and at the sole digression of Lemon Empire.

That is all.

?. In short we are hijacking this forum because Clan Lemon needs one?. im doing it old school just like Ghan my role model did.

For Greater Justice!

Edit: I forgot to mention that I smell really bad. And I’m a major noob…

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lol neeb

dont make me call aol, have your parents take your phone away.

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Call your parents split?

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not possible i dont have aol.

or… parents… may they rest in peace.

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O RLY?

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Ok, who “got together” with DJ and became Splitts mom?

Lemons For Greater Justice!

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high pitch girl scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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And how much money / alchohol was involved?

Lemons For Greater Justice!

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*Points to Strife

He happens to be split’s mother. With DJ as a father. Yep.

If your brain hurts after this, find a large spatula and hit yourself with it until your hand hurts more htan your head.

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No one can stop the lemon empire! We grow stronger everyday! Our acidic citrus flavor cannot be stopped. Even if you make us into lemonade, we come back as acid reflux!

Evil laughter

Only a fraction of us are visible now, but wait, the coming days will see the growth of the glorious lemon empire!

I, on behalf of the Lemon Empire, declare war on the much weaker Sucky Force…

for greater justice!

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Moving to spamfest boards.

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I dont know how drunk DJ and Strife had to be… but i know im not drunk enough to know

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You need to be so drunk that when you realize it, you pass out to prevent damage to your brain.

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Clan Lemon will not tolerate posts in the Official Lemon forums not worshiping the supreme Lemon Leaders: LemonJuice, Limelife, Orangesqueaze, and Grapefruitmorning.

Bow Down Bow Down

For Greater Justice!

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I support the four leaders of our fastly growing and superiour group.

Soon we shall control these boards and the petty denizens who reside here.

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It was only Stribble that had to be drunk… even though he is underage

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<<<==== would have to drink myself sober then get drunk again and still couldnt fathom seeing Dj in that light

:confused: :ph34r: :pinch: :icon8:

Edit By Lemons: We pwn your lousy LIME a55 and would like to say that you also smell funny. Please, take a bath.